Hoo Boy! No end in sight and next year will be terrible according to the news talking heads, experts on everything they speak, when they reported the storm potentials last year after Katrina and Rita. FEMA needed to ramp up its operation. George Bush needs to own up to the fact that his repudiation of the Kyoto Treaty is creating disaster, and Al Gore knows what he is talking about relative to global warming and all else on which he pontificates. Oh Boy, we are quivering in our shoes at the unrelenting march of global warming. Icebergs are melting; the seas are rising; and we are going to drown in sea water if we don’t boil in our own juices first; and you won’t get to eat fries as your last meal either. Bad for the cholesterol levels so say the experts. Can’t have anyone succumbing to anything other than global warming. It would make the talking head “experts” look foolish.

Oops. Things aren’t working out quite the way the experts have predicted. The current hurricane season isn’t producing the number of storms the “experts” knew would happen. The mania about sea water surface temperatures creating hurricanes for the next few decades because of global warming isn’t matching their heated rhetoric. According to an article (http://www.weatherstreet.com/hurricane/2006/hurricane-atlantic-2006-below-normal-season.htm) on Drudge Report, sea temperatures in the upper ocean cooled rather dramatically, effectively erasing 20% of the warming that occurred over the previous 48 years.  Obviously, one of the two experts has to be wrong. Is it the know it all talking heads who deliver hot air or is it the real experts who search for the truth? So much for the On the Air hot air blowing pseudo experts preaching global warming and Gore mania. It is also obvious that the manicured primped talkers, sporting stylish coiffures, don’t have a clue. They somehow make Alfred E. Neuman look like a genius. (That line may have been used before but it still is a good one and fits a lot of the “experts”.)

When Al Gore opens his mouth hot air rushes out and the talking wonders who worship hot air pronouncements, hate Bush, and blame the USA for all sorts of worldly ills, can’t wait to report all about the “scientific genius” who forges on with stupidity in spite of the evidence to the contrary about his hot air. The old axiom of  “never let the truth or facts get in the way of a good demagogic line” holds true to this day. Well, that old line was changed to fit the occasion. Gore and the talking heads do it so it only seemed reasonable to honor them with the truth and then reveal the line was changed to fit the occasion. Isn’t that what they do, change the facts but never reveal the change? The change is to further their agenda of spreading propaganda. They never miss a chance to Gore a Bush. (Now that is original. Well, maybe.)

It will be interesting to hear the media climate “experts”, Gore, and all his wacko followers, explain the drop in the number of hurricanes. Since they blame Bush, SUV vehicles, oil, and CO2, it only seems right for them to say Bush manipulated the temperatures so they would fall just as he caused them to rise to increase his power over the people. That can only mean that his plans to take over the world are in free fall. The planet is going to be saved and all will be normal again.

Oops again. Normal? Whatever happened to global warming? Global warming can’t be true if all is normal. Normal? Can’t have that. So, this condition  of cooling is only temporary and will stop as soon as George Bush is out of office and won’t be able to manipulate the weather. Then normal will no longer be normal as we know normal, for normal will be defined by the talking “experts” as guess what, global warming.

It is the height of hubris to believe that humans can change the weather locally or globally. Of course, when God is left out, then humans are all powerful. They are powerful enough to steam the bathroom mirror with hot air. In Sorting It Out, if they will wipe the fog off the mirror, they will see the source of the breathlessly delivered hot air filling the air waves.

© 08-21-2006 DEC