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With the 2008 presidential election a year away, Republicans are
running on empty. Polls show President Bush sinking to historic lows.
Fewer than one-quarter of Americans (25 percent in a recent survey)
approve of his performance. Most wouldn’t mind if Bush would simply go
away, provided he’d take that snarling misanthrope Dick Cheney with him.
Alas, it’s not going to happen. Whether out of conviction, habit or
fear of Bush cult primary voters, congressional Republicans march in
lockstep behind the White House—keeping the Iraq war going and
sustaining even Bush’s veto of SCHIP children’s health insurance,
supported by 81 percent of Americans, according to a CBS poll.
Meanwhile, the GOP’s presidential hopefuls look like they’re
auditioning for an AARP production of Snow White and the Seven Dorks,
featuring Sen. Hillary Clinton as the princess, with New York Times
columnist Maureen Dowd and the Wall Street Journal’s Peggy Noonan
competing for the role of wicked stepmother.
Do they even want the job? The latest Republican presidential debate
was scheduled opposite Game 7 of the American League playoffs, NFL
Sunday night football, and “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” I doubt even people
paid to watch it, watched it live.
Deservedly or not, Democrats, as the only other major party
available, are wallowing in campaign money. According to NPR, Clinton
has stashed $50 million in her presidential hope chest. That’s more than
three times the cash Rudy Giuliani has on hand.
Eager for White House access, many corporate donors are betting on
Democrats. The Washington Post reports that even some major Bush
contributors have defected to the other side. Barring a bidding war
between the manufacturers of Cialis and Viagra, it appears the GOP
nominee will have substantially less money to spend than the
Democrat—unprecedented in the TV era.
Come to think of it, wouldn’t Mr. and Mrs. Rudy Giuliani or Mr. and
Mrs. Fred Thompson look terrific holding hands in those his n’ hers
outdoor bathtubs?
But I digress. If Republican officeholders have been behaving
incoherently, the antics of the party’s media propagandists reek of
desperation. “[T]he mighty right-wing media machine,” writes Eric
Boehlert in his invaluable column for Media Matters, “is in the process
of driving American conservatism right off a cliff. The loudmouths whom
conservatives have supported for years, and whom Republican politicians
have used for political gain, have become increasingly unhinged. And
their recent public antics are drawing more and more disbelieving
stares.”
Ann Coulter’s need to attract attention to herself and those
slapdash concoctions she calls “books” approaches the pathological. Not
contented with offending the Jewish host of a CNBC program by describing
her ideal America as for Christians only, Jews having been “perfected”
out of existence, Coulter “clarified” her remarks on Michael Medved’s
program.
So here’s her apologia: “Jews don’t accept the New Testament, so,
you know, as long as we’re playing this new sport of ‘he who is offended
first wins,’ if anyone’s going to be offended by anyone else’s religion,
the Jews believe that my savior, a Jew, was a raving lunatic, and you
don’t see me sniffling and crying.”
Actually, crying about America’s poor, oppressed majority is
Coulter’s whole act. I expect she’ll eventually end up exhibiting
herself at rural county fairs, possibly in the same tent with Goliath,
the 5,000-pound steer.
Then there’s Rush Limbaugh, the bombastic radio yakker with his vast
audience of gullible souls with nothing better to do all afternoon than
listen to a pompous braggart spout disinformation. Another crybaby,
Limbaugh’s not man enough to admit he shouldn’t have used the term
“phony soldiers” when someone in uniform disagreed with him about Iraq.
It’s supposedly the First Amendment they’re fighting for.
So he posted a transcript of his supposed remarks on his Web site,
played an edited tape on his radio program, according to Media Matters,
and compared a wounded Iraq veteran who appeared in a TV ad criticizing
him to a suicide bomber. Then GOP congressmen ran to his rescue and
promptly sponsored legislation praising the blubbering faker’s
patriotism.
Don’t believe me? Well, check out mediamatters.org, which
obsessively documented the entire ludicrous affair.
But the real prize-winner has to be columnist and Fox News
personality Michelle Malkin. Bush, see, vetoed a bill bringing private
health insurance to 10 million kids allegedly because America can’t
afford the $35 billion cost. Then he demanded an additional $46 billion
to pour into the Iraqi sinkhole, along with $150 billion already
allocated this year.
Democrats let a 12-year-old boy named Graeme Frost deliver a radio
address telling how SCHIP helped save his life after an auto accident
grievously injured him and his sister. Malkin and a posse of rightwing
bloggers did what Republicans always do: attacked the messenger, falsely
characterizing his hardworking Baltimore family as wealthy freeloaders,
and deriding the boy as a “human shield” for Democrats. Needless to say,
Limbaugh also joined in the fun.
That’s right, they smeared a brain damaged child. Any questions?
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