SPEEDY SHOPPING CART!
This winter is almost over
And Spring is
nearly here,
I'm telling you in advance:
"Best to keep the
aisles clear!"
One walks through the door
And no one knows who,
I'm on rollers, meaning
I may be heading right for you!
I pray the person who
Pushes me around knows,
That wheels clip heels not toes!
Yes, I'm the shopping cart
The master of shopping sprees,
I go where I'm steered, whoops -
Just landed in some display trees!
Backed off and around the
Store I go, faster as I'm pushed,
Because the speed picks up
And time is making me bushed.
I get things checked out and
Out the door I go, free as can be,
I hope the next shopper is old
Because they go slow at 93!