And time to follow new rules,

The art of talking without

All the blubbering and drools.

 

Simple solution is to stay real

Calm and follow the right foot,

Then the left, right again  and

You mutter:  "I don't give a kaput!"

 

Steady now as the corner is near

You want to be able to get across,

The mighty road with the green

Light and camera who are the boss.

 

If both your navigating feet get a bit

Tangled, you know who to blame,

Why you can get all ruffled and say:

"My speed comes from my cane!"

 

God help me when old and grey in

These happy days of love and laughter,

I will have sped up memories of the

Here and most pleasant thereafter.

 

"Hey world I'm not getting old, I just

Shuffle along with a raised eyebrow,